Being frames from the Sunday Comics without images by James Sherry
- Join The Fun
You may win a nice prize
Now, look what you’ve done
It’s too hard to explain, Elmo
I need every book you’ve got on empty nest syndrome
You said you knew what it meant and you don’t
But is this how I really look?
Wow, Slick, that’s real slick
There must be a way to stop your arms flapping around like that
- I Earn Every Bite
So, what does that tell you?
Laughing exercises all 32 muscles in your face
The final innings against your team’s biggest rival
Mr. Trump has so much to teach us, doesn’t he, Dad?
Rats. It’s probably that round headed poet
Uh, Bruck, Derek. Come on, guys, you’re supposed to be checking for drugs and weapons
I just caught Mr. Bumstead red-handed
If it’s called daylight savings time
Will you save some time for me?
Why are we asking him for directions?
- Lies Ahead
But if you can’t file with the principal, LuAnn
Who can you file with?
I want to get pretty before I go back to the hospital
And just exactly who is “we”, you little rat?
Are you sure a thousand dollars is enough?
Dog Proof? I think not
What makes you think mud is healthy?
I call them her buns of steel
From the leftovers of their meals,
Maeve has been saving scraps of lard—
Enough to hold a key’s impression,
Landscape is the greenhouse of the soul
Because he’s calling from across the street
I, however, play the course less taken
You missed the big battle Lucky Eddie. Where were you?
Not mine. You’ll make my fake tan all streaky
Tonight’s top story is my contract has been renewed
Coach, didn’t want me to tell you, but the bus is about the leave
Mr. Eyepatch’s shrink, guru, and surrogate Daddy.
Wouldn’t it be great if we could get him to talk?
OK boys, then you can cook your own supper
This isn’t the beginning. This is the ending
They enjoy a lot of the same foods as us
Let’s form protein symphony reactionary teens
Who continued sin throughout the night
The worm took me to an early bird
Cheer up, Fuzz. I’m sure Snoopy couldn’t do it the first time either
- Invasion Of The Belly Snatchers
I’m on the couch
I’m fluffing up the pillow
I shouldn’t have to scream about it more than once
There wasn’t any water in the pool
Hey, know any “Hootie and the Blowfish?”
With my honor intact I start my day
Do you really believe Harrison would say, “Yes, Lu Ann, I showed you that porno video on purpose to watch your shocked face. It made me laugh to see you squirm. Oh, and by the way, I’m the one who made that obscene phone call to you and put the naked doll on your desk.”
I wanted to observe them unnoticed
Could I have the key to my cell
I’m taking my beauty bath
Cause I don’t act like a boy
Must’ve been the midnight express
With its 200 trillion slugpower engine,
The slugmobile races toward the gleaming city…
You’ll be all you can be when I say you’re all you can be
Is it really worth all this trouble just to walk a few blocks
If I wanted a fixer-upper, I’d keep the house I’m in
- Howard Stern Free Zone
Oh, no, not the silent treatment
I’m walking my pet ant
Do the hex and I’ll give you a raise
We award the plaintiff $20 million and the jury $2 million
Find six differences between these two panels
He forgot to look both ways before crossing
Bell a set
Sell a lob
It’s enough to make a man sick
They put up this sign to keep the tourists away
Unidentified fried object
According to your crystal ball, your life will change
The “Stone of Destiny,” the ancestral rock of Caledonia shall this day be ours
It’s our regular Sunday group
Here’s your list of fake acronyms for the staff meeting
Fetch the ball, Odie
You’re six. You can talk and read and sing
You can swim and count and ride a bike
So, compared to a brand-new baby you’re extra special
Golfers enjoy the game more when they feel guilty
I must say, the real satisfaction in cartooning
Comes from sharing one’s work with others
Sorry, Mate, I don’t know exactly—
Most of the time I just ignore it
Parts six to nine will appear next week