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- You shall have no other candidate to compare to me.
- You must purchase my Bible with my signature.
- If you malign my reputation, I will sue you into poverty.
- You must attend my Sunday rallies and worship me.
- If your father or mother is a Democrat, forget about them.
- You may murder immigrants for any reason.
- You may do what you want with your neighbor’s wife, but don’t mess with me.
- If you don’t send me a campaign donation, our country will be destroyed and look like Detroit.
- Lying is merely a metaphor for a good cause.
- You may covet my billions, but not the billions of Elon Musk, an Angel of Mammon.
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