The Trump Commandments

Moses breaks the tablets of the law after coming down from Mount Sinai and finding the children of Israel worshipping the golden calf: ‘Moses ‘ anger waxed hot, and he cast the tables out of his hands, and brake them beneath the mount.’ (Exodus 32 : 19 – 20). Drawn by Gustave Doré, French artist, b January 6, 1832, – January 23, 1883. Engraved by Hotelin. (Photo by Culture Club/Getty Images)
  1. You shall have no other candidate to compare to me.
  2. You must purchase my Bible with my signature.
  3. If you malign my reputation, I will sue you into poverty.
  4. You must attend my Sunday rallies and worship me.
  5. If your father or mother is a Democrat, forget about them.
  6. You may murder immigrants for any reason.
  7. You may do what you want with your neighbor’s wife, but don’t mess with me.
  8. If you don’t send me a campaign donation, our country will be destroyed and look like Detroit.
  9. Lying is merely a metaphor for a good cause.
  10. You may covet my billions, but not the billions of Elon Musk, an Angel of Mammon.