Table manners

Do you recall when you first used a fork?

That four-pronged instrument of the table!

For centuries, the fork had but three prongs

that could be recruited as a weapon,

which is why the diplomat Richelieu

added the fourth prong to prevent fork fights

that could injure another diplomat

when conversation became partisan.

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Richelieu required guests to check knives

before being seated for a banquet.

Their place-setting featured the beveled knife

Richelieu invented to prevent fights.

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You could still splash your wine on someone’s face

if one ran out of quite clever insults…