THE FASTEST PRIEST ALIVE

Poem and photo by Neil Donnelly

In the 1950’s it seemed to go on

for hours and every seat was filled

as they thundered down at us from

the pulpit against drink, mortal sin,

and adultery, which always sounded

quite exciting.

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She was sometimes at this mass

with her mother, her bicycle

parked behind the thick grey stone

holy water font. I’m trying to co-ordinate

my emergence from the Church with

hers, but she stops to talk to neighbours.

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Stephen’s Day in the Cathedral

and the Priest flies through it in

15 minutes; the yellow pack

version, someone says; plain

wrapper, no frills or decoration,

not even the obligatory

‘Peace handshake’.

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Twenty people present, but in

schooldays, standing room only,

where countrymen with a quick

finger flutter, signed their necks,

then out. In the Cathedral doorway,

waiting for the rain to ease, and the man

whose anniversary it was, had not even

been mentioned by the fastest priest alive.

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He had other churches to go to,

other masses to fly through….